Ajax B. Coriander

kick-stick-and-click:

So we tried taking the goat for a walk..

Give that man a free book!

Give that man a free book!

zeoiakuesk:

fall is almost here guys

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I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]

randomawesomnesscorner:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

is it porn you want

rumbleroars:

avengenerds-assemble:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

"Not all dogs are bad."

Courage the Cowardly Dog 4.07, The Mask

fxsql:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

I’m laughing it’s literally true

fxsql:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

I’m laughing it’s literally true